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when your friend cusses in front of your parents


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my new siamese kitten came inside for the first time today

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*walks into school* wtf there are so many people from my school here

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i’m terrified of sounding mean on the internet so i always add too many exclamation marks and smiley faces but i think it makes me sound like a primary school teacher

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When relatives/random people im forced to engage with start talking about “”gay people”” like some mysterious unknowable entity


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I’m sorry I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy cutting open Fruit Gushers and squeezing all of the goo into a glass so I can take a shot of it because that has always been a dream of mine and now that I’m an adult with a job, I finally have the means to make it a reality. Please leave your name and number after the beep. 

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one of my friends suggested we pause pacific rim whenever someone entered the drift

this is one of the least dissappointing decisions i’ve made

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doing gods work

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